Preliminary Employment Questionnaire

1.02/4 Feb 2008/EZT/Olaf Johanssen, PhD

The following questionnaire was developed by a psychologist to test your psychological compatibility with our organization. Please complete the following questions accurately and honestly. Provide a sufficiently detailed explanation of your answer and thought process.

Answer the following questions.

  1. What do you love?
  2. If you were forced to choose between saving the life of your significant other and saving the lives of X number of people unknown to you. At what X would you allow your significant other to be sacrificed (e.g., 1, 10, 100, 1000, 1 million)?
  3. What have you stolen?
  4. If you had a four year old dog or cat and they became ill, what is the most amount of money you would spend to save them (assuming the cure would not cause them pain or leave them damaged)?
  5. What do you want to do with your life?
  6. If your child came to you and asked you, “Am I going to die?” What would you say to answer and comfort them?
  7. Who loves you most?
  8. If you found out that you were not biologically your father’s child, what would that change about you?
  9. What do you deserve?
  10. What one thing would you like us to know most about you?

Please submit your answers to Olaf Johanssen (ojohanssen {at} besiex {dot} org).


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